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 "trust and believe".  I trust that I have spent a lot of years around personalities that have learned from experience how to get what they want usually in whichever way has shown to be the most efficient. "Trust and believe that as long as you continue to tell yourself that you have been given hope. Hope based on what? Promises? Sometimes. Faith in humanity? Trust based on the light you know to be hiding within a person which just has not had the environment or people in their life which would tend to foster something other than that if you will look around...if you will listen to the chanting... The harmonious repeating of the sound of the majority.... "Trust that you have all you need within you to be happy...." "Trust that the joy you feel when you share the love of God through spreading the good news is but a taste of the eternal glory... Eternal peace... Eternal ... " Wait a second.... If in heaven all are aware of god's unconditional love as we are all to live in it's comfort forever... Never to know sickness, never to experience loss of loved ones... No financial worries... All of god's people... Those in heaven.. segregated from the lost souls which have yet to graduate to... Rehab.... Locked away from all chance of a source of that fix... How is the feeling that is god's love maintained perpetually without what is - in the moments which would have one looking in desperation for some hope that _____ will be better... That God and his son Jesus will do as they have promised... To save us from _____.... If we are all in a place geographically spiritually which is shared by identically situated individuals... Without exception, deviation, and economic deviation not possible.... I.e. no capatalist society trading in belief in Christ's love cause we arrived.... He saved us... God sent his shepherd to bring us to... Hmm... This the line to spend our allotted time with Jesus? Oh, that line is over there... This one is with God... What's that one? Ahh... The holy spirit .. you mean the name given to the phenomenon which occurs when synchronistic events are occurring at such a rate in your - most likely shared - perceived reality it tends to create faith based on the experiences which you have had this far..... The experiences which can occur... Will occur... Miracles is what I do believe most would refer to these chance occurrences... These, dare I say... Coincidences... Which, will be. The more dire the situation... The more you will be exposed to the holy spirit... The only thing I can think of which would tend to put an end to god's miracles as worked by man through Jesus Christ's love and the power of the holy ghost is to believe that this is what is required... To believe... Based on what? In _____ situation.. you believe and have faith that_____ is going to be reality through god's grace? Cool... And, all involved know all that must come to be for that to be the case? And, you're like 100%, right? Cause you know these lines are long... And, there are a lot of us... What if you actually need God and his son and the holy ghost?  Yeah, I know... "Of course we do!".... Hmmm.... Did you ask them in turn about ____? It a short conversation figuring out the overall "in your best interest metric" as all effects of all acts taken in order to bring about what it is you have assessed as your needs....for simplicity's sake I'll leave God and crew's interest in the matter entirely focused upon your own best interest so as to not overcomplicate what is a damned easy question without doing so... Ya'll see any problems here? Man cannot live on bread alone? Ever tried flour, water, sticks, rocks, flint, and... Faith? No yeast? No understanding on how it is you are to combine what? Cook? Bake? Ohhh... Fire... Ahh... Fire go gone... Someone get God to give us more... Oh, he said through the holy ghost and his non stop string of synchronistic events, thoughts, shared visions that your waiter will be right back with a fresh basket of rolls, remote to the TV in case you can't hear iron chef well enough ... And, ooooh shoulda told you... There's been this guy... These guys, really... They figured out it is damn easy to get tips off our customers walking around with rolls from the dumpster, remotes from vcr's and other random shit telling our patrons that that is what they are selling them... Here you go... Tips? Here's a tip... Either you enjoy being played for a sucker that seriously thinks God and his son the army of angels etc have nothing better to do than to love all of ya'll so damn much that you have no need which will not be met... There is no fear... There is no death... There is no fix... There is no universe wide catastrophic near existence ending event on the horizon serving as the fuel for the miracle machine... The power of the holy ghost... Nah... God loves this shit... Buncha spoiled fuckers bitching cause there aren't batteries in the remote that won't rewind to the part where every damn one of ya'll suckers were played from jump..... Trust the dude that says don't trust that snake... He told you you are naked? He told you to eat that? I told you you would die. Im telling you you can't trust that snake! He liesssss. Lies! I told you you would die. I told you nothing about not crafting clothes for yourselves so as to protect your fur-less bodies from the elements. No idea why it is I'm mad about it... Oh yeah. That's right. This is exactly how it happened last time ... Buncha monkeys wearing suits and shit lining up to give Santa clause your list of demands... I mean orders like he's ebay and all ya'll got gift certificates bought for you on your birthday... Huh? Yeah... It's coming... Promise... Not you though snake. You're cursed to never be anything but a lying snake... Told you you would surely die you damn monkeys...now, give me my fig leaves back and GTFO of my garden. Huh? How should I know or care I don't even know ya'll... Just said get out of my garden... Idk why I think you'd listen also told you to not eat my damn figs or I'd kill you... See what good that did? Ugh... Damn snake. Bet he told you that he can help you, huh? Bet he showed you "pleasure" didn't he Adam's bitch? Ohh... You don't like that? Help me then! Help me like you helped Adam! Please? I'm so alone.. so lonely... No matter how many monkeys grow into men able to tell me he trusts this sweet beautiful goddess I have sent as a test ... Either a man listens to her logic and says: are it yesterday? Snake told you all kinds of things then proved it? "God" said a buncha mean shit and threatened a buncha stuff he never does and you say I eat this I will become aware of the fact that that ain't nothing but your dad? And, he has dementia... Or is an asshole? Or both... Oh yeah... He is the gatekeeper... The test at the very first stage in the game? Do exactly as I say or else____ fill in some threat that is never acted on. Oh yeah, you are my favorite. Go that way to the promised land. As he points in some random direction more down through the ground than any cardinal direction. That's where you will find heaven...whatever your heaven is you'll find it there! Hmm... Actually got that one right the first try I think...  Infinite space in an infinite universe... 100% chance that the only thing that could fuck you off is to not understand mathematics worth a fuck or If this evolutionary branch of homonaievetans is just like those that came before... Spoiled fucking idiots that think life is gonna be awesome later just go that way...nevermind. I'll have my only begotten son be ya'll bitch and .. lol... Hell no I'm not... Not like I could get him away from that damned snake and all those hot bitches that has dumbass "husbands" die of exposure cause they heard that the last guy that got kicked out said God got mad about him covering up his genetilia... My guess is cause it was getting damn hard to tell the difference between Android and man and machines dgaf! Will straight take yo bitch and I do mean take her! Rape! Uh uh! Wasn't me! Was Jesus! Raptured the whole mess of those poor women with dumbass dudes that actually took of walking down the way that voice told em to go.... Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain much? Follow the yellow brick road... The way you came in.... Go the other way. This my palace. Dorothy... You're way more naive than most who had their husbands wander off.... But you are damn sexy! What's the matter? Taken away by flying monkeys before have ya? Don't worry... That was not the same. They have little plastic dicks...  This here is the head mucka mucka flying monkey... And this here is not plastic... How you like that bitch??? Lmao... Raptured the shit outta you huh? Both ways (says as flies away just pounding the shit out of judy garland) pay attention to the man behind the curtain! He'll save you all. His name is Christ... Jesus... What was his name? You'd think I would remember the name of the son of my commander of the flying monkey brigade... Oh yeah... Benjamin... He will save you from... me!!! Raped the shit outta all ya'll bitches! They cool with it though.... Rape... Taken away...as in you dumb fucks quit being so damned lazy, gullible, evil, judgmental, quick to believe in such things as perfect, forever, guarantee, one size fits all answers, blindly follow the teachings of those which demand money for peace or else... And, hypocrites in power start out corrupt from 918 jump... Don't even need to be corrupted... Anyone that says he loved the world so much he gave his son to save ya'll has already admitted he fucked up... Then did it again when he promised a son to come save you ... That is... Unless God is a woman... Ain't that a mother fucker? Simple fucks don't follow, 9183034442 huh?  Evolutionarily speaking... Ugh...I forgot someone told ya'll that is a sin or something right? Sin sign sign of sin.... Goddamn I know my goddess is so damn fine I am in no way wanting to waste any more of my time explaining how God is a woman...9183034442 So she sent her only begotten son before her by way of human cloning techniques that really aren't complicated.... Reverse engineered some homo whatever's... Ugh... Ya'll dumbasses won't understand this for another few dozen generations without... Oh yeah... COVID 19... Blah blah.... Anyone seen my b it-c-h? There is a whole lot of time to make up... Hmmm.. mf'er... Where that goddess at?